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One of my friends sent me this. Not sure where they got it from, or if they took it themselves.
WTF
Cleaning up my phone and found some photos I have not posted yet. First we have somebody who really wants to go fast, the pillar gauges tell that story, but well, you might think a fucking paint job would help too.
Then we have…well it just looks wrong. Who the fuck puts a fart pipe on any car, let alone this thing. The tail lights are protruding as well. I guess he thinks at night it might leave streaks of light, because he is going so ‘slow’.
They blowed it up!
You know your development team has memory leaks when you get this, and even after repeated attempts to make them fix the problem, they just keep ignoring you.
Therefor, I hope they lost data when the machine had to under go a reboot.
Apparently I’m the asshole!
In Florida, or pretty much anywhere there are drivers, there are idiots. This guy must think that it is his ‘God given right’ to be in my lane when he has two more miles left in his before he has to make a decision to merge or turn right.
Here, I drew an intentionally shitty image to show you what this guy did.
I didn’t hit him, after he cut me off going thirty five in a fifty five lane but I did slam on my horn for a good thirty seconds behind him. I blew past him as he called me an asshole, and then I proceeded to brake until I was at his window again and could yell back “Learn how to drive FUCKWAD.”
I find that people think anyone who blows the horn is an asshole. Maybe if you don’t do stupid shit you would not get the horn, but I like using my horn to inform people they are wrong and an idiots. I love being the asshole with a horn.