Apparently in Florida here, or pretty much anywhere there are drivers, there are idiots. This guy must think that it is his ‘God given right’ to be in my lane when he has two more miles left in his before he has to make a decision to merge or turn right.

Here, I drew an intentionally shitty image to show you what this guy did.

Now, I didn’t hit him, after he cut me off going thirty five in a fifty five lane but I did slam on my horn for a good thirty seconds behind him. I blew past him as he called me an asshole, and then I proceeded to brake til I was at his window again and could yell back “Learn how to drive FUCKWAD.”

I find that people think anyone who blows the horn is an asshole. Maybe if you don’t do stupid shit you would not get the horn, but I like using my horn to inform people they are wrong and an idiot. I love being the asshole with a horn.